"Imagine now at the start, we're going to make 100 points?"
However, that the former Barcelona and Bayern Munich manager would so readily speak of his inability to judge "what is going to happen", does bear consideration.
Super Eagles winger Victor Moses is on the verge of adding Community Shield title to his collections as Chelsea file out against Manchester City at the wembley Stadium on Sunday. He's trying to help us every single day, double sessions, to learn quickly his philosophy. "From my point of view, the players don't have to be anxious".
Mourinho's struggles last season were well documented, especially his bust-ups with Paul Pogba, who failed to find form under the Special One.
USA release of 3D-printed gun software blocked
Imagine being able to make a gun in your home with a 3D printer . "Right now, we need an injunction, and we need it today". Cody Wilson , founder of Defence Distributed, first published downloadable designs for a 3D-printed firearm in 2013.
"The fear to lose the games make me starving and hungry again". I don't like the feeling to lose games.
We have seen how hard it is to retain the Premier League, and no side has managed to since Manchester United won it three years in succession from 2007 to 2009.
"We know that they are a very good team, but we will try to play our game".
City travel to Arsenal a week after the Community Shield. "Nobody put a gun to his head and said, 'You have to'".
Do you agree with our manager, Blues? "The important thing is that they play better, not their relations with the manager".
Wisconsin's five-day sales tax holiday begins Wednesday
For the impulse buyers out there, there is no rule that purchases made during Tax Free Weekend have to be final. Natalie Wakefield said her family always shops during tax-free weekend.
There is one player in particular though who is likely to come under the spotlight from both sets of fans at Wembley.
Sterling has declined a new contract offer from City, meaning he enters the new campaign with only two years left on his existing deal. "The team already in a short time plays like he wants", the City boss said.
"No, it won't", said Guardiola. He knows it. His agent knows it. I'll be happy if we arrive at the end being there [in contention] in April and May.
As always, feel free to post to your own Manchester City and/or Chelsea starting XI predictions, as well as your score predictions, in the comments section below.
NASA confirms delays in Boeing and SpaceX commercial crew flights
Four of the eight astronauts will nearly certainly be Bob Behnken, Eric Boe, Doug Hurley, and Sunita "Suni" Williams . However, both companies still have to prove that their vehicles can fly to the ISS and return safely to Earth.
"It is disappointing but it was two months ago and life is like this".